Archive for June 24th, 2009
Writing For Morons: You Must Be This Tall To Ride This Ride
by carl on Jun.24, 2009, under From There To Here...
I’m not God’s gift to journalism but I consider myself a decent writer. There are lots of folks out there that are better than me, but I’ve thrown down some bad-ass prose in my time and I can look back on what I’ve accomplished with a certain amount of pride. I’ve also made mistakes for all to see and laugh at – using the word “situation” three times in a run-on sentence is my personal best – and I’ve learned from those mistakes. And while I have the whole grammar thing down pat (barring any stylistic wanderings on my part that I justify in the pursuit of creativity) every so often I see a story or review I wrote that’s gone to print with some glaring errors and think “Nice one, you dolt…” Sure, I could blame the editor, but I try not to.
With the general pace of life and all the instant messaging going on these days (and please, kiddies, keep the fucking laptop away from the bathtub!) it’s no surprise that grammatical rules have gone to hell. Blogs, text messages, Twittering, online bulletins… everyone has a voice whether they can write or not, syntax be damned. Can’t blame them, either, because ultimately it’s the message that’s important to them and the parties involved, not how pretty it looks.
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Bif Naked Meets Buffy The Vampire Slayer… Sorta…
by carl on Jun.24, 2009, under Administrivia
I’ve been hanging out at Suite101.com for a bit and found that it’s actually quite an interesting place. Lots of folks that write about lots of different things, business, film & television, sports, technology, the writing industry, and pretty much all points in between. Me being me, I quite naturally decided to put my own five bucks in where I figured it would fit. I recently penned a review of Bif Naked’s new album, The Promise, and a series overview of Buffy The Vampire Slayer, and posted them both on the site. They’re exclusive to Suite101.
“Buffy? YOU? Mr. Metal Or Die Scream Bloody Gore? Dude! Lay off the Britney Spears CDs!”
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